I've got 3 simple questions for you:

Are you pissed off that you can't find a simple, straight forward guitar course that's going to teach you some HEAVY metal guitar tricks?

Have you avoided buying guitar lessons online because they're just not your style and they're just not heavy enough?

Would you be interesting to learn some screaming metal riffs, chugging heavy grooves and crushing sound secrets that will electrify your playing?

If you answered "yes" to any of these questions: THROW UP THE HORNS AND SCREAM "HELL YEAH"!

Here's the lowdown: My name is Dylan and I'm a metal guitarist.

And I'm SICK AND TIRED of looking around the internet and seeing all of these dildos and douchebougs trying to teach you how to play some rockin' guitar. I feel like VOMITING BLOOD every time I see that crap.

I know that when I learned my chops: it was THE HARD WAY. There were no instructional courses that I could learn anything from. Nothing was HEAVY enough. I just had to learn on my own by stitching together various techniques. When the time was right, to further hone my skills, I began playing with many different bands such as with Cimmerian.

Since no one had the balls or the courage to do it, I decided to slice through all of this garbage and do it myself.

That's why I contacted Claude Johnson and I said "Dude, bring some cameras and let's film the most face melting course ever put DVD."

And thus I’m writing to tell you about the Metal Mayhem course I've put together. I'm going to teach you how to play 6 of my own heavy metal songs, riff by riff, plus tons of metal guitar techniques and loads of killer bonus riffs.

I know you don't have all day, so let's jump right into the juicy stuff you're gonna learn:

Learn Power Metal with Track #1:
Awakened In the Shadows of Midgard

Each song contains many riffs from which you can learn valuable skills. In this one...

Learn how ordinary major and minor chords can be used to create huge-sounding progressions that sound epic with distortion. Discover how three-note power chords, two-note power chords, and single notes combine in heavy metal guitar to form cool textures and riffs. Rock out with "galloping" riffs. The tabs make it super simple to learn and you'll gain an ultra-tight sense of timing and sick metal chops.

• Instead of repetitively practicing scales, learn to play searing metal solos the easy way using some simple tricks and following my easy-to-play tabs. This will help you learn scales in a better, more exciting manner by integrating them with the music.

Moving onto the next tune:

Learn More Speed Metal Tricks
with Track #2: Pursuit

• How to create kick-ass heavy riffs using just 2 or 3 power chords.

• Make simple chords sound ferocious with advanced picking techniques. This song will give you tons of ideas for writing your sledgehammer riffs.

• Get some heavy, "thrash" riffs under your fingers... You be playing fast licks and the best part is you don't need a lot of technical ability to do it.

• Add "pedal point" riffs to your arsenal and get that sick stacato metal sound.

The concert's just getting started. Next is

Melodic Death Metal with Track #3:
Ashen Promises

Learn to play screaming, squealing artificial harmonics that make your playing rage with intensity. Blow peoples minds with ruthless picking techniques such ripping 16th notes, galloping triplets, and other advanced rhythms .

• A huge variety of pedal point techniques using power chords, multiple note pedal points, and more.

• This song also contains a classically inspired harmony that shows you how to combine multiple guitar parts for a massive sound.

Moving right along, we have...

Thrash Metal with Track #4:
Suburban Holocaust

• If you want to play pure thrash metal, this power chord driven assault of classic 80's brutality will beef up your guitar chops - FAST.

• How to combine power chords with open strings for a viscious, swarming sound. This adds speed, aggression, and mutilating rhythms to your playing.

• More headbanging riffs that will overload your adrenaline.

• Speed picking licks that will annihilate the audience.

That's just from DVD 1. There's a second DVD where I go over more songs, plus there's a section on techniques and also some killer bonus riffs.

Ok, so DVD 2 starts off with:

Blackened Metal with Track #5: Crude Art

Discover more violent, hypersonic riffs that will instantly create a crazed mosh pit. Own the neck with screaming lead runs that will fuse listeners' eardrums to their brains. Learn fat, octave-based riffs that add thick skull-crushing sounds to your playing.

• Powerful "black metal" riffs let you create an even heavier sound with more wild and dissonant chords.

Last but not least, get ready for:

Death Metal with Track #6:
Bleed Between the Lines

• This is the heaviest song of the bunch. It's a pulverizingly heavy groove that's fast and crushing.

• Here's another sick example of combining power chords with speed picked melodies and pedal point riffs.

• Build up killer endurance in your hands with this non-stop barrage of bone-crushing metal guitar.

Conquer the Axe with These
Metal Guitar Techniques

I want to make sure that every guitarist who buys my DVD gets a killer learning experience.

So after I show you all these riffs, I actually break things down even further, just so you don't miss anything.

I'll explain the key things you need to know about playing heaval metal guitar... stuff like alternate picking vs. down picking, palm muting, string skipping, harmonics, and more.

Plus, Get a Massive Selection
of Bonus Riffs

I want you to be able to write your own killer metal riffs, so I included a whole section of additional heavy riffs that will help you build your own attack arsenal of brutalizing chops.

There's too many cool metal concepts to cover in this letter. But some of them include advanced riffing concepts, syncopated rhythms, riff modulation, pedaling riffs, reverse power chords, triple hammer-on riffs, melodic ideas, and a lot more.

Everything is Tabbed out in Powertab.
This Makes Learning EASY.

This might be the coolest thing about this course - its all done in powertab, so you not only have the tablature, but you can see and hear it in real time. You don't have to waste time trying to read music or figure out the rhythm.

This is about 1000% easier than learning from regular tabs.

Here's What You're Going To Get:

• 2 DVDs jam-packed with the heaviest guitar lessons ever.

• The 2 Cimmerian songs from the course which you can download IMMEDIATELY after you're done ordering (so you can start headbanging instantly), and the 4 Scarred Skies tracks which you can download as soon as the final mixes are completed.

• Full tablature of all the songs and examples in the course.

• 30 day FREE FULL ACCESS to the brand new "Metal Guitar Jams" + FULL ACCESS to the other 7 "Guitar God Club" websites.

Maybe Cash Is Tight,
That's Why I Almost Punched
Claude Johnson In The Face

Listen, the economy is in the goddamn gutter. There's no doubt about that. I'm hurting, most of my buddies are hurting and maybe you're hurting too.

That's why I threatened to punch Claude in the face if he didn't give you the best freaking deal ever on this course.

Luckily for him and for you, he listened.

He would normally sell a course like this for $97 or more. He told me, look, if you compare it to private lessons, it's already a baragin.

I said: SCREW THAT DUDE! You can do better. And he did.

So you're going to get it ALL for: $49.

I would order now. Here's why:

In The Next 90 Days, Here's My 7 Promises To You That I'm Guaranteeing You Will Experience - No Matter What:

1. You're going to be able to play some HEAVY METAL guitar.

2. You're going to be able to play some of your favorite riffs.

3. You're going to be able to suck out some viscious screams of your guitar that might give your Grandma a heart attack.

4. You're going to be able to start manufacturing your own sick guitar riffs that will blow your friends away.

5. You're going to know exactly how to tweak your amps and pedals to create thunderous sounds of metal that will give your neighbors nightmares.

6. You're going to become a well-respected metal guitarist amoung your friends and local guitarists (your family might think you've gone insane, BUT WHO CARES!)

7. You're going to have loads of freaking fun learning all of the above.

Oh, plus Claude's gonna hook you up with his 365-day guarantee that comes with any DVD you order from him.

So if you order "Metal Mayhem" and for whatever reason, its not your thing, or you can't handle the intensity, you got a whole year to send it back and get a refund.

That's a damn generous return policy. You have basically nothing to lose by ordering.

So what the hell are you waiting for? Click the freaking button below and let's get this pit started IMMEDIATELY!

I'm going to hook you up with 666... oh, damn, I mean 6 of my own bone crushing songs that will kick start your new journey into metal mayhem!

Get Ready to ROCK!!!

Dylan